You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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