Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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