you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
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His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
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Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
You don't make any sense
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