Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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