dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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