That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
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Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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