my vag is so smooth its legendary
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
you would pick up someone in the library
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Randomize
