just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
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I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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