i'm signing you up for texting rehab
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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