Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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