Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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