She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Randomize
