she's into porn, im staying here tonight
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
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Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
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So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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