I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
