Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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