Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
not ubering you a puppy
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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