im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Randomize
