everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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