brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
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Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
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I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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