she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
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She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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