Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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