Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
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Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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