he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
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My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I got inside last night via doggy door
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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