Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I have already put on my inside pants.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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