I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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