it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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