I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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