i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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