Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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