Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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