I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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