Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize