Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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