Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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