Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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