So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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