I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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