So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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