"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
dude i'm inner monologue high
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
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Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
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Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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