why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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