the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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