i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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