shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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