HIV tests are more positive than that guy
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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