Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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