I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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