i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
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i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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