We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
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needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
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