Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon