hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
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I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.