So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
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i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
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Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
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