I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
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Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
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SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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