so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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